Sorry Bro, I Don't Want to Watch Your Fishing Video

THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE 1. Did you shoot it on your blackberry? Don't bother shooting unless it's in 4K, bro. 2. Congratulations, you got a stockie to eat a San Juan Worm! Which might be cool for you, but I strictly target native fish on dries, bro. 3. Your voice. Stop narrating. This is a fishing video, the narrator better sound like gee dang Grizzly Adams. 4. Your soundtrack. Needs more Trey. 5. You're giving up your spots. But you probably just fish right under the hatchery anyway... correct display in us 6. Family tradition. My father (the legend who put a fly rod in my hand when I was 9 months old) instilled in me the ancient belief that cameras steal your soul. Which is totally the only reason that you won't see any evidence of me catching fish on social media - trust me - I'm yielding out there, bro.
THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE... PLEASE MAKE MORE FISHING VIDEOS - WE LOVE THEM.
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